Posts Tagged With: laughter vs. politics

A LAUGH BREAK

Politics, the spewing of hatred, verbal bullies calling names, the blame game, character assassination…divisiveness, what we need is some radical laughter.
These signs are authentic. Wish I had pictures of them. But, hopefully they will supply you a laugh break.

 

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

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On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

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On a Church’s Bill board:

“7 days without God makes one weak.”

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At a Tire Store

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

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On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

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In a Non-smoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

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At an Optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

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On a Taxidermist’s window:

“We really know our stuff.”

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On a Fence:

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

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At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

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In a Vets waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

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In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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And don’t forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”


Note:  These came in an email and I don’t know who to credit.

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