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Burma Shave Road Signs…

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The motorhome is parked at Thousand Trails Turtle Beach RV Resort in Manteca, California. I’m scheduled to depart here April 17th.

 

If you are an old person like myself, you remember the Burma Shave Road Signs.

A friend sent this to me in an Email and I thought I’d share it with you…

 

 

 

TRAINS DON’T WANDER 
ALL OVER THE MAP 
‘CAUSE NOBODY SITS 
IN THE ENGINEER’S LAP 
Burma Shave 

SHE  KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH 
BY MISTAKE 
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS 
HER HUSBAND JAKE 
Burma Shave 

Remember these?  For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, 
here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930’s and ’40’s.  Before there were interstates, 
when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads,  Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers’ fields.  They were small red signs with white letters. 
Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet……
and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream. 
Here are more of the actual signs: 

DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD 
TO GAIN A  MINUTE 
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD 
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT 
Burma  Shave 

DROVE TOO LONG 
DRIVER SNOOZING 
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
 IS NOT AMUSING 
Burma Shave 

BROTHER SPEEDER 
LET’S REHEARSE 
ALL TOGETHER 
GOOD MORNING, NURSE 
Burma Shave 

CAUTIOUS RIDER 
TO HER  RECKLESS DEAR 
LET’S HAVE LESS BULL 
AND MORE STEER 
Burma Shave 

SPEED WAS HIGH 
WEATHER WAS HOT 
TIRES WERE THIN 
X MARKS THE  SPOT 
Burma Shave 

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE 
OF PAUL FOR BEER 
LED TO A WARMER 
HEMISPHERE 
Burma Shave 

AROUND THE CURVE 
LICKETY-SPLIT 
BEAUTIFUL CAR 
WASN’T IT? 
Burma Shave 

NO  MATTER THE PRICE 
NO MATTER HOW NEW 
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE 
IN THE CAR IS YOU 
Burma Shave 

A GUY WHO DRIVES 
A CAR WIDE OPEN 
IS NOT THINKIN’ 
HE’S JUST HOPIN’ 
Burma Shave 

AT INTERSECTIONS 
LOOK EACH  WAY 
A HARP SOUNDS NICE 
BUT IT’S HARD TO PLAY 
Burma Shave 

BOTH  HANDS ON THE WHEEL 
EYES ON THE ROAD 
THAT’S THE SKILLFUL 
DRIVER’S  CODE 
Burma Shave 

THE ONE WHO DRIVES 
WHEN HE’S BEEN DRINKING 
DEPENDS ON YOU 
TO DO HIS THINKING 
Burma Shave 

CAR IN  DITCH 
DRIVER IN TREE 
THE MOON WAS FULL 
AND SO WAS HE. 
Burma Shave 

and my all-time favorite: 

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE 
TAKE IT SLOW 
LET OUR LITTLE 
SHAVERS GROW 
Burma Shave 

DON’T STICK YOUR ELBOW 
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave

 

 

 

 

And finally one sent to me by another friend…

a man a miss
a car a curve
He kissed the miss
& missed the curve
Burma Shave

 

Here’s a link to a bunch more of Burma Shave signs…

https://fiftiesweb.com/pop/burma-shave-1/

 

 

To read about how the Burma Shave signs came about and where they went, click this link…

https://www.legendsofamerica.com/66-burmashave/

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you enjoyed the signs.

Forecast for today is partly sunny and 67 degrees.

Enjoying nice weather is another joy in the life of a full-time RVer!

The red dot on the below map shows my approximate location in the State of California. You may double left-click the map to make it larger…

 

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Enjoying 65-75 degree temperatures with low humidity most of the year is a primary joy in the RVing lifestyle!

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”…Albert Einstein

 

“Let me recommend the best medicine in the world: a long journey, a mild season, through a pleasant country, in easy stages.” –James Madison

 

 

“Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all of one’s lifetime.” —Mark Twain

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My current travel rig is a 2006 Fleetwood 26′ Class A Motorhome and a towed 1986 Ford Bronco II, Eddie Bauer Model. This photo was taken in the desert at Slab City near Niland, California…

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On October 27, 2012, I created a two-minute video titled America The Beautiful. The music America The Beautiful is by Christopher W. French. The photos, which I randomly selected, are from the states of Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Texas, Tennessee, Washington and West Virginia (not shown in that order)…are mine. Yup, That’s me standing in front of the Post Office in Luckenbach, Texas…Y’all!

Click this link to start the video. Make sure you have your speakers turned on and go to full screen asap.
http://youtu.be/FfZUzEB4rM8

If you would like to see my YouTube videos, click this link… http://www.youtube.com/user/JimJ1579/videos

If you have not checked out my Ramblin Man’s Photos Blog, you can do so by clicking this link…http://ramblinmanphotos.wordpress.com/

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