ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE….

Indiana recently passed a law under Christian Governor Mike Pence that businessmen have the right to refuse service to anyone because of their religious beliefs. It is aimed at gays. It isn’t really about religion, its because they feel gays are “icky, or threatening, or weird”..  It’s dishonest behavior. Daily Kos put together some religious passages to help Christian Businessmen make better decisions:

“Dear Valued Patrons.Due to my sincerely held religious beliefs, and in light of the RFRA, recently signed by our Dear Leader Pence, I will no longer be doing business with the following persons; nor permitting them in my establishment:

1.  Divorcees.  Matthew 19:9: “And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for unchastity, and marries another, commits adultery.”

2.  Anyone who has ever read their horoscope or called a psychic hotline.  Leviticus 20:6: “As for the person who turns to mediums and to spiritists, to play the harlot after them, I will also set My face against that person and will cut him off from among his people.”

3.  Anyone with a tattoo.   Leviticus 19:28 “You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.”

4.  Anyone born illegitimately.  Also, anyone who, back to ten generations, is descended from someone born illegitimately.  If you can not PROVE, using appropriate church sources, that ten generations of your family were born in wedlock, I will have to err on the side of caution and not serve you. Deuteronomy 23:2 “No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the LORD.”

5.  Anyone who makes a practice of praying aloud, or in public.  Matthew 6:5-6  “When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.”

6.  Any woman with braided hair or gold jewelry.  Just to be on the safe side, NO jewelry at all.  1 Timothy 2:9 “Likewise, I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments.”

7.  Any man who has ever, by accident or not, had his genitals damaged.  (Current interpretation of this scripture is under debate, so just to be safe, if you’ve had a vesectomy, or testicular cancer, I can’t serve you.  I apologize for the inconvenience but I am worried for my soul.)  Deuteronomy 23:1 “A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord.”

8.  Please don’t bring your kids in if they have a bowl cut.  Leviticus 19:27 reads “You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.”

For those of you complaining that some of these scriptures are from the Old Testament, and that Jesus came to redeem us from these laws, I refer you to Matthew 5:17-19, where Our Savior himself says:  “Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill. 18″For truly I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest letter or stroke shall pass from the Law until all is accomplished. 19″Whoever then annuls one of the least of these commandments, and teaches others to do the same, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever keeps and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven”

Again, I am sorry for the inconvenience.  It’s nothing personal, “love the sinner but hate the sin,” and all, but I simply can’t serve anyone who would blatantly disregard God’s sacred law in such a fashion.

Jesus had dinner with prostitutes and tax collectors and sinners of all types.  Get over it. And, remember, God is perfect and he allowed gays to be born that way.

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2 thoughts on “ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE….

  1. stitchinstein

    Oh good grief, really? Yes, Jesus also forgave these sinners and said to them “sin no more”. So does this mean a Jewish baker has to make a bagel in the shape of a muslim sickle and star? It’s a business that serves the public? I would hope the Jewish baker would have the right to refuse to do that.

    • 2gadabout

      You’ve got it backwards. The business man isn’t required to change his product, he can just refuse to serve someone who comes into his establishment on his own personal religious grounds. The piece was meant to be humorous, that people take the bible so literally, and if they did obey the bible, religiously, (pardon the pun) what draconian requirements they would live under. Doesn’t it then make sense that using the bible passages to condemn gays is against common sense? Just as not wearing gold, or condemning people if their testicles get damaged? Besides, science has proven that gays are born that way. It isn’t a choice. Thanks for stopping by.

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