A LAUGH BREAK

Politics, the spewing of hatred, verbal bullies calling names, the blame game, character assassination…divisiveness, what we need is some radical laughter.
These signs are authentic. Wish I had pictures of them. But, hopefully they will supply you a laugh break.

 

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

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On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

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On a Church’s Bill board:

“7 days without God makes one weak.”

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At a Tire Store

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

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On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

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In a Non-smoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

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At an Optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

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On a Taxidermist’s window:

“We really know our stuff.”

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On a Fence:

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

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At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

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In a Vets waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

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In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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And don’t forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”


Note:  These came in an email and I don’t know who to credit.

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2 thoughts on “A LAUGH BREAK

  1. Hello from Canada
    We used to live in a town in Manitoba that had a sign I’ve always enjoyed. It was in front of an Anglican church and read “Drive carefully. You may hit an Anglican”

    Good luck with your up coming medical procedures.

    Elaine in Ladysmith BC Canada

    • 2gadabout

      Thanks. The waiting is awful. But, patience is something I need to practice. Isn’t it great when businesses and Churches too, can resort to humor? I love it. Thanks for stopping by.

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